Clad master's Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1) Achievements

Die Of Boredom

Stand in one location without moving for 30 minutes

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 5:33:10 pm

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Speed Demon

Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 3:24:02 pm

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A Long Road Ahead

Complete Part 1

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:49:25 pm

20

Eye For Detail

Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:49:18 pm

20

Mission Impassable

Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:48:53 pm

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Blue Shirted Eye Grabber

Acquire the lab technician's eyeball

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:47:45 pm

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Look Ma, I Can Fly!

Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:47:36 pm

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The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen

Stare at a bag blowing in the wind

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:45:12 pm

20

Mission Permission

Forge a signature on the permission slip

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:43:24 pm

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Juvenile Delinquent

Get arrested

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:34:27 pm

15

Send Nudes

Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:33:35 pm

15

Project Runway

Collect every costume

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:31:22 pm

20

Gotta Got 'Em All

Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 2:27:38 pm

25

A Bushy Tale

Listen to the Bush's tragic story

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:59:04 pm

20

Puny Express

Mail out Gertie's scathing letter

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:57:18 pm

20

The World Can Wait

Complete all optional sidequests

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:57:18 pm

20

Desperate Times

Ask every person you possibly can out to prom

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:47:48 pm

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Back In My Day

Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:47:04 pm

20

Burned By Bernie

Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:45:34 pm

20

Jeremiah 29:12

Convince someone that you're God

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:42:01 pm

20

Lost Prophet

Find every Jesus

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:41:04 pm

20

Operation Intrude N313

Sneak into Golden Haze

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:39:12 pm

15

Survivalist

Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:38:21 pm

20

Hobo Habitat

Give Hobo Moe a new home

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:35:19 pm

15

Chick'n Coop

Get credit card signature from Mothercluck'n Chick'n customer

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:30:51 pm

15

My Girl

Get rid of the wasp nest

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:27:04 pm

15

Freaky Flasher

Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:26:29 pm

20

Printer Pal

Fix Grandma's printer

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:23:29 pm

15

Ready For Rod

Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:08:49 pm

15

Marriage Counselor

Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:07:22 pm

20

Your Lemons Suck

Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe's Lemon-Flavored "Lemon" Type Drink

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 1:00:17 pm

20

Blue Brailles

Deliver porn to Stevie Shades

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 12:29:07 pm

15

Chill Out

Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 12:26:40 pm

20

Get To Know Shark Dad

Have a conversation with Shark Dad.

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 12:21:55 pm

15

Don't Slurp That

Give a condom to a boy in need

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 12:18:07 pm

20

About Damn Time

Return the overdue book to the Librarian

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 12:08:58 pm

15

Judge A Book By Its Cover

Learn about 30 different library book titles

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 11:17:32 am

20

Huff The Magic Dragon

Give Mark Hufferman a new marker

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 11:13:16 am

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Scarred For Life

Give Drug Dealer some scar cream

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 11:12:34 am

15

Pummeling Puffs

Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 11:11:53 am

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Guerilla Marketer

Post all three of Sawyer's flyers

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 11:09:04 am

15

Coming Clean

Find Señor Cleanfist.

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 11:06:52 am

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Creepy Peepy Boy

Gain access to the girl's locker room.

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 11:06:20 am

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Rope-A-Dope

Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 11:02:56 am

15

Every Town Has An Elm Street

Find a nightmarish costume

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 11:01:32 am

15

Third Wheel

Return the signed prom letter to Crystal

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 10:58:27 am

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Locker Stalker

Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 10:39:33 am

20

Distraction With Action

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 10:24:02 am

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Distraction With Attraction

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 10:22:33 am

15

Hoochaholic

Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 10:11:12 am

15

Locker Blocker

Get access to your locker

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 10:03:41 am

15

Hurt Me More!

Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 9:59:43 am

15

Perma Peeper

Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 9:55:43 am

20

Not So Permanent After All

Alter your permanent record

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 9:50:16 am

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Participation Award

Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!

Earned on: Sep 13th 2022, 9:42:38 am

15

Clad master

Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1) Xbox One Achievements